Thursday, November 7, 2013
Writer’s block is the pits.

Writer’s block is the pits.

Sunday, October 27, 2013 Tuesday, October 1, 2013
Can’t say I approve of this Kindle Fire ad.

Can’t say I approve of this Kindle Fire ad.

Sunday, August 11, 2013

17 predictions for the final season of Breaking Bad

1. Walt Jr. is so devastated by his father being unmasked as a drug lord that he skips breakfast, but only for like a day or two.

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2. All the pedophiles that were picked up off the street for looking like the Heisenberg police sketch photo are released.

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3. When Walt is finally apprehended by Hank he immediately whips out his dick, hoping to blame the last two years on another fugue state. It doesn’t work.

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4. Badger and Skinny Pete kiss on the lips. It’s just a quick peck, but then things are weird between them.

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5. After having his brown bag lunch poisoned by Lily of the Valley, Brock decides to buy his lunch from the school cafeteria and gets regular food poisoning.

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6. Season 5 Part 2’s answer to The Fly episode of Season 4 centers around Badger trying to pay his ConEd bill online.

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7. Jesse somehow winds up raising Holly. Her first word is “bitch”.

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8. Jesse tries to bring the kid who was murdered by Todd back to life using magnets. It doesn’t work. Jesse tries to kill Walter using magnets. It doesn’t work. After a lot of soul searching Jesse admits that he doesn’t know how magnets work.

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9. Walt gets arrested, not for meth, but for ding-dong-ditching everyone in his neighborhood and jumping from the bushes to say he’s the one who knocks.

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10. Hank didn’t figure out who W.W. is, he just realized he was about to have explosive diarrhea.

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11. Walt’s superintendent leaves his 58th voicemail asking when Walt’s coming back to work.

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12. Walt finally tries his own product and hallucinates Gale Boetticher in a somehow even weirder and creepier karaoke video.

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13. Walt Jr. is Kaiser Soze.

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14. Badger and Skinny Pete fool around, mostly over the pants stuff. Things are again weird between them.

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15. Saul Goodman has a booze-fueled celebration with George Zimmerman’s lawyers.

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16. After Obamacare is enacted, Walter White gives up the meth business, gets affordable cancer treatment, and happily reunites with Skyler. They adopt Frankie Muniz.

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17. To spite Walt, Skyler has sex with Ted Beneke yet again.

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Monday, May 13, 2013

Episode 1: Starbucks

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Our first episode! We hope you like it. This episode includes advice on asking out your barista at Starbucks, and other sticky situations…

Tuesday, April 30, 2013 Wednesday, April 17, 2013
This is now an orderable and wearable shirt thanks to the good people at TeePublic!

This is now an orderable and wearable shirt thanks to the good people at TeePublic!

Friday, April 5, 2013
Every Rorschach test looks like the aftermath of the Mad Men intro.

Every Rorschach test looks like the aftermath of the Mad Men intro.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

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Wednesday, January 16, 2013

We created a pilot for a web series called “Brutus Loves You” during the summer of 2011. It was meant to be the first installment in a five or six episode season, but the series never really found a home. We had a lot of fun making this with our amazing cast, and haven’t entirely written off making more of these at some point in the future. Starring the mighty Jon Gabrus, Katina Carrao, Streeter Seidell, Teresa Celentano, and Jason Testa.